And Socrates...

that great philosopher,

was holding forth

in the

third grade classroom

of his school...
 

One day, in 470 BC, one of the greatest philosophers that ever walked on the face of the Earth was born. His name was Socrates. But he hadn’t always been a philosopher. He was once a third grade teacher at his very own Lyceum.

His Lyceum, called the Fortuna Lyceum, consisted of Perseus, Plato, Euclid, Atlas, Andromeda, Antigone, Medusa, and some other girl who can see the future. He loved giving out homework that was hard. His least favorite student to teach was Perseus, who spent all of his time playing with his gadgets. So, Socrates had to send Perseus on a quest to help people.

But most of all, he liked to say, "The Boing Toy Company.
Boing! Boing!"