Recklessly driving his souped up Ferarri-ot through the play is Alarmios the ambulance driver.

He is more concerned about not getting scratches on his vehicle, than caring for his patients..

Two words describe Alarmios: chaotic and fanatic.

Alarmios, an ambulance driver from ancient Greece, graduated from the Siren’s School of Driving with a 4.0 grade point average. He was class valedictorian, which is the highest honor a student can earn.

Obsessed with his Ferrari-ot, Alarmios is an irritable driver who has his priorities clearly set; Ferrari-ot first, patients second.

Alarmios will stop at the body shop to get a scratch repaired on his way to deliver an injured passenger to the emergency room.